bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

great3st:

remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay

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obtuse-juice:

you know what guys? I don’t care, I don’t even need mario kart 8. my best friend from the future paid me a visit and gave me this

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that’s right

the 64th entry in the mario kart series. and I’m the first one to get a hold of it

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out